It’s Thursday Jan 17th 2008 at 20:30hrs central time and it’s very cold outside and it’s going to get F#@*ing cold this weekend. Glad I’m staying inside… wait, I’m a Firefighter and I have shifts Friday and Sunday. Shit!!! Is it too late to call in sick? Can’t! ‘Cause we don’t get sick day’s. Maybe we’ll get a house fire or better yet a strip mall fire. That would keep us warm. Never will happen, we can’t even get a car fire here.
I just came back from filling the cars with gas. The weatherman said if you have less than 1/2 tank of gas in the car the fuel line can freeze. Sounds scary. Wonder if he gets kickbacks from the Oil companies? The Weathermen did it in Florida. Every time a Hurricane would start to come near South Florida, the News stations would start showing the thing on radar and the Weathermen and Weatherwomen (South Florida has a lot of Healthy Weatherwomen) would scare the Hell out of you. Everyone runs to Publix (Grocery store), Home Depot and the gas stations and buys everything in sight. The newspapers did a story on them and found out some were getting kickbacks from all of the business. See, I’m a Florida boy that moved to Minnesota three years ago. Why you ask, well… that’s a story for another post. Right now I’m just glad my cars have gas.
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