Great news! Urban Dictionary now has TurkeyHead. A big thank you goes out to Firefighter Jimmy for all of his hard work to get TurkeyHead on to Urban Dictionary. Check it out - click here. Firefighter Jimmy’s definitions #2 and #3 are great, definition #1 is all about himself. This is why he’s a TurkeyHead (see definitions #2 and #3).

1. A person who is goofy and comical in demeanor but also highly skilled in the craft of Firefighting.
2. One who displays a deliberate act of stupidity.
3. A conniving bastard who manipulates the system to their own advantage.

1. Jimmy is quite a TurkeyHead, but did you see him save those children from the raging inferno?
2. That woman cut you off! What a TurkayHead.
3. Baker has three class B shirts? What a TurkeyHead.

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A few weeks ago my wife and I were in South Florida to show off our new baby girl, Samantha, to the family. So being a Native Floridian there are a few things one must do when in South Florida. Go to the beach, go to The Keys, go to South Beach, eat at Shorty’s BBQ and have lunch at Norman Brothers. It’s here, at Norman Brothers, where I was witness to a TurkeyHead in action. Some background on Norman Brothers, it’s an old fashion produce stand with all kinds of fresh fruits and vegetables, meats, seafood, baked goods, fresh flowers and on the weekend they have a BBQ and smoker built into an old fire engine. Well, I walk up to the sandwich counter to order the best roast beef on an onion roll with Swiss cheese, onion, tomato, lettuce and spicy mustard with a pickle that you will ever have. But first I take a number (37) and stand back as not to get trampled by the lunch crowd. I see this lady take a number after mine (38 I guess). No big deal you say, but wait, the sandwich guy behind the counter looks at the digital counter, it reads 31. He yells out 31… 31… no one home… 32…32… he looks at me and asks what number I have, I say 37. I’m very excited now because I’m so close to ordering my lunch. He yells anyone with a number lower than 37 and the lady seeing a window of opportunity to cut the line screams out “I have 36”. I didn’t even know what just happened. I looked to the guy next to me who was waiting for his order and all he was doing was shaking his head. You got to be kidding me is all I could come up with. I started to laugh. Just goes to show you what people will do to get a Norman Brothers sandwich. And to the lady that cut the line. You’re a TurkeyHead.

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Someone has to be the first TurkeyHead. And that honor goes to my nephew, Johnny West. Every time he sees me, he runs up to me and says “you’re a turkey head”. And he starts to laugh and laugh. I yell back “no you’re a turkey head!” Johnny laughs some more. Well this can go on for some time before I get tired and try to find his mother (my sister) for help.

Let’s kick off this Blog about Life and all the crazy things it makes us do just so we can make it through the day.

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